The Kingdom of Absolute communism320 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.381 billion Absolute communism320ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism320ian economy, worth 709 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,848 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Absolute communism320 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Eagleball fields, and tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism320's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute communism320 is ranked 48,692^nd in the world and 2,937^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,444.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.